If My Clothes Could Talk…

Speaking of returns.

I guess my willingness to make returns is no secret to the Apex. He said he sometimes wonders the kinds of conversations my clothes would have if they could talk. “You’ve only been here a couple of weeks,” one older garment says to a new purchase. “Well, don’t get too comfy. She’s willing to make returns up until that 30-day limit. Before then, anything can happen. You don’t fit her the way you did in the dressing room; you got a small tear she didn’t notice…you’re going back just like that.”



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  1. March 4, 2008 / 9:07 pm

    Ahahahahah, so funny!!!
    I started imagine the pieces with eyes and mousses….
    Funny, funny.

    That’s right, been vegetarian that’s another thing we have in common!


  2. March 4, 2008 / 10:04 pm

    Yes…yes…it is funny, the seeker 🙂 I so should create that image you pictured. Lol.

  3. March 5, 2008 / 10:39 pm

    “Just wait until you are no longer flavor of the month, and you begin to inch your way to the bottom of the pile! Don’t get cocky!”

    That’s what my sweaters say to each other.

    This was a fun post.

  4. March 6, 2008 / 2:45 am

    Enc: Ha ha ha. This was a funny follow-up! My handbags surely say that to each other.

  5. March 17, 2011 / 3:08 am

    LMFAO thats too funny. If my closet could it talk it would prolly say there is over crowding and she is too nice we dont need all these friends in here lol